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		<title>Pe val&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Parsons este un maestru al surfului, care în anul 2008, la vârstă de 43 de ani, a stabilit recordul mondial pentru &#8220;călărirea” celui mai mare val a 23,5 metrii înălţime (77 ft.)  echivalentul unui bloc de 7-8 etaje. Dacă vrei să te minunezi de cum poate Parsons să &#8220;îmblânzească” câteva tone de apă, dă [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poftă bună!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7681</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Îmi e din ce în ce mai clar că, în ultimul timp, indiferent ce beau, mănânc sau respir, îmi rezervă surprize! Am aflat cu stupoare că dacă mănânc mezeluri, produse din carne tocată, jeleuri, prăjituri cu gelatină, topping-uri pentru îngheţată   sau dacă beau anumite sucuri şi băuturi alcoolice etc., o să am în [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poza zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/poza-zilei/poza-zilei-135/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fara -Casa vs. Casa de moda

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		<title>Maşina-fantomă</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 01:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7673</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Filmuleţul e mai vechi, de prin 2006, dar nu degeaba a adunat 3,5 mil de view-uri. Povestea sună cam aşa: 
 Poliţia din Long Island, încearcă să oprească o maşină ce gonea nebuneşte şi executa manevre haotice în trafic. Spun încearcă, pt că de reuşit, nu prea&#8230; Faza e că exact când se înfundă drumul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 1o &#8211; Indicatoare ciudate (3)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/top-1o-indicatoare-ciudate-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Locul 1

Locul 2

Locul 3

Locul 4

Locul 5


Locul 6

Locul 7

Locul 8

Locul 9

Locul 10

Bonus

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		<title>Profilul unui fatalist</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/de-la-criss-si-femeile-gandeste/profilul-unui-fatalist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/de-la-criss-si-femeile-gandeste/profilul-unui-fatalist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De la Criss...si femeile gandeste!]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7648</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Articol scris de Criss
Am „vorbit” recent despre fatalişti&#8230;ei bine, am aprofundat subiectul, aşa că revin cu profilul unui fatalist:
Nume şi prenume: D-nul/a „Numai mie mi se putea întâmpla!”
Data naşterii: 13.13.1970-1980 la ora 6 şi 66 de minute
Locul naşterii:         la cât este de ghinionist pare să nu se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Sculptură&#8221; în piele</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/artisti-tata/sculptura-in-piele/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/artisti-tata/sculptura-in-piele/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[pictează" în piele]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7634</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Se numeşte Mark Evans şi este, probabil, singurul artist din lume care &#8220;pictează&#8221; în piele şi nu cu o pensula, ci cu cuţitul. Totul a început când bunica lui l-a rugat să-i repare cureaua. Se pare că l-a cam luat valul şi a ajuns să se facă cunoscut cu niscaiva opere de artă. Enjoy!











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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[începutul nu e senzaţional, dar finalul merită&#8230; garantez!

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		<title>Aktiv Retard</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/aktiv-retard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7630</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; ştiu, din titlu nu te gândeai că vreau să-ţi vorbesc despre vitamine. Nu mă puteam abţine să nu râd când am văzut azi în farmacie aşa ceva. Am întrebat-o pe farmacistă &#8220; fiţi amabilă, de la A la Z Retard, ajută sau&#8230;?&#8221; a bufnit-o şi pe ea râsul&#8230; după care mi-a explicat că sunt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PSDu-i pt om, ca albina pt pom&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/psdul-i-pt-om-ca-albina-pt-pom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;aşa sună doar unu din versurile imnului PSD în variantă populară.
I-a d&#8217;aici artă, tată!

[thx to Dan Teodorescu]
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		<title>Taxi &#8211; Citez din Tupac</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/monden/taxi-citez-din-tupac/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/monden/taxi-citez-din-tupac/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  
Vineri seară am fost la concert la Taxi&#8230; în Lost Society. Superb! Ne-am distrat pe cinste. Întotdeauna am zic că, din România, Taxi este trupa cu cele mai inteligente versuri. Am ţinut neapărat să-l felicit pe Dan Teodorescu pt show. Aşa am aflat, cu reală surprindere, că ştie de blogul ăsta şi de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Primit pe mail (17)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eram în avion&#8230; mă plictiseam&#8230; Şi ghici cine se aşează lângă mine?&#8230; [Mutu frate] Mă gândesc cum să mă bag în seamă fără să par un fan disperat&#8230; şi-mi vine-n cap prenumele lui&#8230; Adi&#8230; il caut pe Facebook&#8230; îi recunosc poza, îi umblu pe profil. Şi văd ce-i place. Ghici ce? Cocaina frate&#8230; Ce fac.. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 3 – Reclame cu cap (5)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 17:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mai vrea cineva să mă huiduie?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; dacă da, ai ocazia luni seară în Lost Society. Asta dacă eşti d-na sau d-ră şi nu-ţi plac misoginii&#8230; sau pur şi simplu vrei să asculţi şi punctul &#8220;nostru&#8221; de vedere, într-un show de stand-up comedy, PLUS alte surprize pregătite de organizatori. Vino, luni, 8 Martie la  seara fetelor, să te sărbătorim altfel decât [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fataliştii</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/de-la-criss-si-femeile-gandeste/fatalistii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De la Criss...si femeile gandeste!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Articol scris de Criss
Exact înainte să apuci tu să intri în farmacie sau în bancă, s-au mai aşezat 3 persoane la coadă? După ce îţi pui produsele pe banda rulantă de la supermarket, casiera trebuie să înlocuiască rola de la casa de marcat sau să predea banii? Doar atunci când eşti în întârziere, metroul închide [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whitney Houston &#8211; I Will Always Love You (South Korea, 2010)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/monden/whitney-houston-i-will-always-love-you-south-korea-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vine o vreme când nu mai poţi&#8230; trist. Mai bine să ştii când să te retragi decât a ajungi aşa&#8230;

Cam de asta se temea şi M. J. Ştia că nu mai poate să &#8220;ducă&#8221; un show, la nivelul la care vroia el, şi atunci&#8230;
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		<title>Primit pe mail (16)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/primit-pe-mail-16/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/primit-pe-mail-16/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ajută şi tu sinistraţii din Haiti.
 Trimite un mms cu poza ta la 122.
 Dacă nu au ce mânca, măcar să aibă de ce râde   
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		<title>Top 10 – Vreau şi eu (5)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/top-10/top-10-%e2%80%93-vreau-si-eu-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Locul 1

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		<title>Escroc sentimental :))</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/escroc-sentimental/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[E genial puştiu ăsta 

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		<title>Link-ul zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/link-ul-zilei/link-ul-zilei-262/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/link-ul-zilei/link-ul-zilei-262/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Link-ul zilei
* Interviu cu &#8220;Regina Magiei Albe&#8221;, Maria Câmpina &#8211; incredibil!
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		<title>Maestru in photoshop</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/artisti-tata/maestru-in-photoshop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nico Di Mattia un maestru în photoshop după cum se poate vedea mai jos. Aici o &#8220;desenează&#8221; pe Megan Fox şi realizarea finală e&#8230; WOW!

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		<title>Nu sunt grasă, am glandă!</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/nu-sunt-grasa-am-glanda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ce-mi place la domnişoara (bănuiesc că-i domnişoară, mna) e că s-a îmbrăcat în negru&#8230; ştie ea că negru subţiază şi aşa nu mai ai cum să vezi că e grasă. Plus că ea nu e grasă, ea are glandă&#8230; nu e vina ei.
Ăsta e genul ăla care vine şi te întreabă:
- Pui, chestia asta mă [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rio &#8211; Carnaval &amp; Favelas</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/shock/rio-carvaval-favelas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[pilotul a reuşit să se salveze.]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7535</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[La doar două săptămâni după ce a fost ales ca fiind gazda Jocurilor Olimpice din 2016, Rio de Janeiro îşi dezvăluia şi cealaltă faţă. Rio nu înseamă doar carnaval, samba şi curve ieftine&#8230; Favelas, aşa numitele cartiere rău famate, sunt pline de jeg, mizerie şi sărăcie  + droguri, prostituţie şi alte activităţi ilicite. Autorităţile şi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irina Loghin &#8211; Porom pom pom</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/irina-loghin-porom-pom-pom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Băi, de când stătea el cuminte cu capu-n poală la &#8220;Mama Irina&#8221;, Fuego cred că i-a dat Latino lu&#8217; doamna. Apropos, de &#8220;împodobeşte mamă bradul&#8220;&#8230; în clipul ăla împodobea cineva bradu sau doar îl mângâia doamna pe tânărul rapsod?
Irina Loghin, această Thalia a muzicii populare, ne umple de energie cu piesa asta ritmată&#8230; Parcă o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joi in Lost Society</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/promo/joi-in-lost-society/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ai auzit de Lost Society?
Poate că n-ai apucat pt că abia ce s-a deschis. Îţi spun doar că e cel mai nou club de elită în care, garantat, trebuie să ajungi. O să te surprindă într-un mod foarte plăcut. Situat în centru (vis a vis de Cinema Pro) provoacă dependenţă de la prima petrecere/vizită/cafea.
Şi nu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vineri cu tine</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/de-la-criss-si-femeile-gandeste/vineri-cu-tine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/de-la-criss-si-femeile-gandeste/vineri-cu-tine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De la Criss...si femeile gandeste!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Articol scris de Criss
E vineri, în sfârşit s-a terminat săptămâna de lucru, sunt obosită, m-aş îndrepta spre casa, dar aşa am un chef de nebunii&#8230;Mă gândesc că ar fi trist să mă retrag acasă şi să îmi petrec singură seara de vineri… aşa că îţi dau un telefon:
- Ce faci?
- Uite bine, acum am ajuns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Static Lullaby &#8211; &#8220;Toxic&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/monden/a-static-lullaby-toxic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ce zici de cover-ul ăsta după &#8220;Toxic-ul&#8221; lui Britney Spears?
Sună chiar bine variantă rock  

[Thx to Cuco]
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		<title>Îndrăzneşte şi tu cu Joe</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/ca-sa-intelegi-de-ce/indrazneste-si-tu-cu-joe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.neuronu.ro/?p=7477</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mă uităm peste premiile de la Joe&#8230; dau ceva bani ăştia&#8230; dacă-ţi plac şi napolitanele (mna, bănuiesc că banii îţi plac)&#8230;  păi chiar că te-ai scos.
Sub sloganul &#8220;Câştigă fără compromisuri cu Joe&#8221; se pun la bătaie 9 x 10.000 euro/săptămână + 100 euro în fiecare zi
După Valentine&#8217;s Day, Dragobete, 1 Martie&#8230; vine acum şi 8 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poza zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/poza-zilei-131/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<title>Mi-am amintit de chestia asta&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/personale/mi-am-amintit-de-chestia-asta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Commentul Dianei de la postul ăsta mi-a amintit de una dintre cele mai recente declaraţii de dragoste sau&#8230; mă rog&#8230; o chestie din asta, pe care i-am făcut-o iubitei mele. Nu prea e genul meu să spun &#8220;te iubesc&#8221; aşa una-două&#8230; mi se pare că e mai important să o simtă&#8230; Da, ŞTIU! Pt voi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grasu XXL feat. Guess Who &#8211; Azi nu</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/monden/grasu-xxl-feat-guess-who-azi-nu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/monden/grasu-xxl-feat-guess-who-azi-nu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cea mai nouă melodie Grasu XXL feat. Guess Who &#8211; se numeşte &#8220;Azi nu&#8221; &#8211; Cum ţi se pare?

]]></description>
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		<title>Age Character Calculation</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/personale/age-character-calculation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Este un excel drăguţ pe care-l poţi descărcă de AICI şi unde nu trebuie decât să-ţi să introduci data de naştere ca să afli chestii despre tine. De la ziua în care te-ai născut, câte săptămâni, luni,  minute sau secunde au trecut de când te-ai născut şi până la chestiuni ce ţin de caracter. De [...]]]></description>
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		<title>J Entercom &#8211; Kiss</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/shock/j-entercom-kiss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.neuronu.ro/shock/j-entercom-kiss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clipul este vechi, îl ştiu de vreo 2 ani, dar probabil că nu toată lumea îl ştie aşa că&#8230;
SUPERB &#8211; atât pot să spun

Varianta în engleză o găseşti aici 
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		<title>Jurnal de Colega de Apartament (crizata)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/jurnal-de-colega-de-apartament-crizata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nu mai am timp de citit bloguri, dar încerc, pe cât posibil, să intru măcar la cei care lasă câte un comment pe blog. Aşa am ajuns zilele trecute la Helena. Şi mi-a plăcut ce-am citit&#8230; m-am amuzat aşa că i-am cerut acceptul să preiau articolul de mai jos. Enjoy!
Articol preluat de la Helena!
Azi am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Primit pe mail (15)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/primit-pe-mail-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:56:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unii spun ca postez chestii prea sexy, nepoliticoase sau deranjante.
De aceea pun mai jos poza unui palmier…
[thx to Valentina]
]]></description>
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		<title>Fetiţa de 5 ani care-şi salvează tatăl sunând la 911</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/uncategorized/fetita-de-5-ani-care-si-salveaza-tatal-sunand-la-911/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, Dad!&#8220;&#8230; asta-i strigă fetiţa de 5 anişori tatălui ei, (care zăcea cu o durere-n piept şi nu putea nici măcar să vorbească) în timp ce ţinea legătura cu operatorul de la 911. Savannah mi-a adus aminte, încă odată, cât de dezgheţaţi sunt ăştia micii din ziua de azi. Oricum, superbă reacţia ei!

]]></description>
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		<title>Dragobete şi Dezmăţ!</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/romanisme/dragobete-si-dezmat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 00:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Articol scris de Criss
Ne-am pregatit de Valentine’s Day cu topuri de muzică şi film, iar acum, de Dragobetele nostru românesc, nu facem nimic?  Hai si tu cu o idee! Care sunt cele mai frumoase surprize pe care le-ai făcut partenerului? Dar cele mai îndrăzneţe situaţii romantice în care ai fost pus? Sau cele mai jenante [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 3 &#8211; Reclame cu cap (4)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 4-a serie de Top 3 spoturi video geniale&#8230;
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		<title>Inglorious t-shirt (by sahr)</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/inglorious-t-shirt-by-sahr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:01:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cele mai obraznice tricouri iti dau ocazia de a obtine minim 15 minute de glorie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Întâi îţi arăt câteva tricouri faine şi după îţi explic ce şi cum&#8230;

  
Adrian Sahr (cel care le şi creează) zice despre ele aşa :
&#8220;Cele mai obraznice tricouri îţi dau ocazia de a obţine minim 15 minute de glorie.&#8221;
Deocamdată  se găsesc doar pe Okazii.ro. Preţul mi se pare f ok, calitatea tricourilor este foarte [...]]]></description>
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		<title>K, vb, poop u!</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/de-la-criss-si-femeile-gandeste/k-vb-poop-u/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Articol scris de Criss
C: Buzz
buna, poti vorbi putin?
N: yap (Traducere: da, pot vorbi)
C: voiam sa vad daca ai rezolvat pana acum cu lucrarea pentru managementul
proiectelor, ai reusit sa faci rost de ea?
N: nop, sunt busy cu serv si n-am tump, pz dak faci rost send (Traducere: nu am rezolvat 
inca, sunt ocupata cu serviciul si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farsa cu telefonul</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tu ce faci dacă auzi că tipul care vorbeşte la telefon lângă tine încearcă să scape de bătaie, dând de înţeles că tu ai fi de fapt cel pe care-l caută bărbatul furios că a fost înşelat de nevastă? 

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		<title>Top 10 &#8211; Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/top-10-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:16:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Locul 1

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		<title>De ce minţim femeile</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/de-ce-mintim-femeile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[O prejudecată comun întâlnită în rândul femeilor este aceea că bărbaţii mint pentru că sunt porci. Nimic mai neadevărat. În primul rând, porcul nu minte, este un animal cât se poate de sincer şi de corect. Iar în al doilea rând, bărbaţii mint nu pentru că sunt nesimţiţi, ci, dimpotrivă, pentru că le păsa de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Două funny cu căţei</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/doua-funny-cu-catei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uite şi tu câtă energie are potaia!  
Zici că e teleghidat cum coboară scările. Mă gândesc că este o soluţie bună pt stăpânii leneşi, care s-au săturat să iasă dimineaţa, cu noaptea-n cap şi cu ochii lipiţi de somn, să-şi plimbe animalul. Iei liftul până la etajul 7-8 şi de acolo îi arunci o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poza zilei</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/poza-zilei-134/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pff, cum e poza asta!
Unde-i lege, nu-i tocmeală.. dar nici aşa  

[Thx to Sorin]
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		<title>Viteză de reacţie, noroc şi mult cojones!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neuronu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Articol scris de Criss
Înainte de orice comentariu aş vrea să vezi filmuleţul ăsta&#8230;ca să înţelegi despre ce e vorba.

Wow&#8230;imaginează-ţi ce nivel de adrenalină şi ce emoţii trebuie să fii avut tipul dacă ţie, de acasă, îţi dă starea asta.
În filmuleţul  ăsta vedem ce înseamnă cu adevărat un EROU. Un erou nu are costum roşu-albastru [...]]]></description>
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