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		<title>By: Arnel</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-65012</link>
		<dc:creator>Arnel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 15:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Asteas is chesti rasiste foarte de prost gust chiar iubita mea e moldoveanca dr sa fiu asta ce faceti voi aici e batjocoa</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Asteas is chesti rasiste foarte de prost gust chiar iubita mea e moldoveanca dr sa fiu asta ce faceti voi aici e batjocoa</p>
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		<title>By: Vlad</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-63045</link>
		<dc:creator>Vlad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:52:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poznas = nasul care face poze la petreceri</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poznas = nasul care face poze la petreceri</p>
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		<title>By: bogdy</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-58031</link>
		<dc:creator>bogdy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 09:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A GENERALIZA - verb mai mare in grad decat &quot;a coloneliza&quot;,
HAITI - grup de caini vagabonzi din Botosani,
DECALOG - miriapod olog de 10 picioare,
GHERILA - mos simoatic care aduce copiilor din Cambodgia, Honduras si Peru cadouri drăgute: mitraliere, pistoale, grenade, mortiere...
VEDETA - nava de razboi ce se bucura de popularitate,
LIBERTATEA PRESEI - drept de care se bucura un ziarist la iesirea din inchisoare,
PITON - ton a carui lungime este de 3,14 ori mai mare decat al unuia obisnuit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A GENERALIZA &#8211; verb mai mare in grad decat &#8220;a coloneliza&#8221;,<br />
HAITI &#8211; grup de caini vagabonzi din Botosani,<br />
DECALOG &#8211; miriapod olog de 10 picioare,<br />
GHERILA &#8211; mos simoatic care aduce copiilor din Cambodgia, Honduras si Peru cadouri drăgute: mitraliere, pistoale, grenade, mortiere&#8230;<br />
VEDETA &#8211; nava de razboi ce se bucura de popularitate,<br />
LIBERTATEA PRESEI &#8211; drept de care se bucura un ziarist la iesirea din inchisoare,<br />
PITON &#8211; ton a carui lungime este de 3,14 ori mai mare decat al unuia obisnuit</p>
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		<title>By: cektis</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-56508</link>
		<dc:creator>cektis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 09:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ba sa mor, voi chiar nu stiti sa tineti la o gluma.mi se par tari chestiile.voi va limitati toti astia la bancurile seci cu blonde.la alea radeti cel mai mult ! si decat sa cititi ce e pe aici, mai degraba cititi o carte care poate o sa va placa.salut</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ba sa mor, voi chiar nu stiti sa tineti la o gluma.mi se par tari chestiile.voi va limitati toti astia la bancurile seci cu blonde.la alea radeti cel mai mult ! si decat sa cititi ce e pe aici, mai degraba cititi o carte care poate o sa va placa.salut</p>
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		<title>By: Rolly</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-54451</link>
		<dc:creator>Rolly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 19:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mda.. pacat de prostia lu&#039; asta kre a postat mai sus.. mie mi s-a parut amuzant :D felicitari dictionarului! ne-am spart de ras la ora de bio :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mda.. pacat de prostia lu&#8217; asta kre a postat mai sus.. mie mi s-a parut amuzant <img src='http://www.neuronu.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  felicitari dictionarului! ne-am spart de ras la ora de bio <img src='http://www.neuronu.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: DIMON di la Chisinau</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-51058</link>
		<dc:creator>DIMON di la Chisinau</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sami bag eu pula blia in tatz rominii la care nu le place bazaru sau gruzurile(in traducere :vorba) moldovenesti voi sunteti niste pidari fututzi in ochi moldova rulit rominia atstoi.....huililor....siteul e pizdos samii lucishii</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sami bag eu pula blia in tatz rominii la care nu le place bazaru sau gruzurile(in traducere :vorba) moldovenesti voi sunteti niste pidari fututzi in ochi moldova rulit rominia atstoi&#8230;..huililor&#8230;.siteul e pizdos samii lucishii</p>
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		<title>By: nicle</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-41684</link>
		<dc:creator>nicle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 20:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dumnezo esti un ghertoi veritabil.. pardon un ghertois muist veritabil...pardon un ghertoi muist onanist veritbil ....bineinteles.  Io am ras ca stiu ca nu-i pe bune dar DUMNEZO RAMANE CUM AM STABILIT</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dumnezo esti un ghertoi veritabil.. pardon un ghertois muist veritabil&#8230;pardon un ghertoi muist onanist veritbil &#8230;.bineinteles.  Io am ras ca stiu ca nu-i pe bune dar DUMNEZO RAMANE CUM AM STABILIT</p>
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		<title>By: Ossian</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-41552</link>
		<dc:creator>Ossian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ar mai fi si CABANOS = om ce locuieste intr-o cabana.... nu sunt foarte comice definitiile dar sunt ok... apropo... sa stii ca nici macar moldovenii de peste prut nu folosesc definitii din astea daramite noi astia din romania... asa ca ...&quot;cut the crap&quot; cu defintii moldovenesti... astea se anunta a fi defintii comice ca si eu pot sa le pun pe un post ca drept &quot;definitii oltenesti&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ar mai fi si CABANOS = om ce locuieste intr-o cabana&#8230;. nu sunt foarte comice definitiile dar sunt ok&#8230; apropo&#8230; sa stii ca nici macar moldovenii de peste prut nu folosesc definitii din astea daramite noi astia din romania&#8230; asa ca &#8230;&#8221;cut the crap&#8221; cu defintii moldovenesti&#8230; astea se anunta a fi defintii comice ca si eu pot sa le pun pe un post ca drept &#8220;definitii oltenesti&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Bute</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-39265</link>
		<dc:creator>Bute</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ABUZ = om fara buze</description>
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		<title>By: Dumnezo</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-37810</link>
		<dc:creator>Dumnezo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ba futu-va-n gura nu mai futeti de-a pula postul, voi astia &quot;cultii&quot; pisa-m-as in gura voastra... postul e super misto ... la care nu-i place ma-sa-i curva</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ba futu-va-n gura nu mai futeti de-a pula postul, voi astia &#8220;cultii&#8221; pisa-m-as in gura voastra&#8230; postul e super misto &#8230; la care nu-i place ma-sa-i curva</p>
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		<title>By: sth</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-27820</link>
		<dc:creator>sth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 09:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cimbru-Marca postala din Banat</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cimbru-Marca postala din Banat</p>
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		<title>By: sth</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-27819</link>
		<dc:creator>sth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 09:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Opulent - fara pl
Pilot-chilot
Expirat- pirat iesit la pensie
Transpirat- transport maritim de marfa</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Opulent &#8211; fara pl<br />
Pilot-chilot<br />
Expirat- pirat iesit la pensie<br />
Transpirat- transport maritim de marfa</p>
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		<title>By: amma</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-22500</link>
		<dc:creator>amma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:))=))=))</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://www.neuronu.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> )=))=))</p>
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		<title>By: Dan Dascalescu</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-20978</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan Dascalescu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Irina, tu chiar ai luat-o de buna? :-) Ei bine, e pibuni!!

Lista de mai sus este doar varianta demo a intregului &lt;a href=&quot;http://wiki.dandascalescu.com/humor/definitii-noi-din-DEX-2008&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Dictionar Moldovinesc 2008&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Irina, tu chiar ai luat-o de buna? <img src='http://www.neuronu.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Ei bine, e pibuni!!</p>
<p>Lista de mai sus este doar varianta demo a intregului <a href="http://wiki.dandascalescu.com/humor/definitii-noi-din-DEX-2008" rel="nofollow">Dictionar Moldovinesc 2008</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Gabi</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-20117</link>
		<dc:creator>Gabi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IDIOT = om cu multe idei</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IDIOT = om cu multe idei</p>
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		<title>By: bogdan&#38;gentiana</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-18910</link>
		<dc:creator>bogdan&#38;gentiana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>vestit = din vest
picant = in cadere
braserie = local pt imbratisari</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>vestit = din vest<br />
picant = in cadere<br />
braserie = local pt imbratisari</p>
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		<title>By: Vizir</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-16893</link>
		<dc:creator>Vizir</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Secaciuni de glume ardelenesti. Pfff...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Secaciuni de glume ardelenesti. Pfff&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Irina</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-14445</link>
		<dc:creator>Irina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 08:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sunteti penibili.....
Nu stiu unde ati auzit voi ca se utilizeaza in Moldova sensurile cuvintelor asa, dar in fine....
Chiar nu e funny deloc postul! Get real,ok?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sunteti penibili&#8230;..<br />
Nu stiu unde ati auzit voi ca se utilizeaza in Moldova sensurile cuvintelor asa, dar in fine&#8230;.<br />
Chiar nu e funny deloc postul! Get real,ok?</p>
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		<title>By: ciprian</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-13870</link>
		<dc:creator>ciprian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>neuronu= new  ronu  ... se trage din bucuresti</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>neuronu= new  ronu  &#8230; se trage din bucuresti</p>
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		<title>By: Liviu Zizuzu</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-13452</link>
		<dc:creator>Liviu Zizuzu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>uite aici una...moldoveneasca...
CHILOŢÎ= di aşeia di chiloteazî avioani</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>uite aici una&#8230;moldoveneasca&#8230;<br />
CHILOŢÎ= di aşeia di chiloteazî avioani</p>
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		<title>By: bagatare si punct ro</title>
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		<dc:creator>bagatare si punct ro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>nu stiam ca sunt atatea. amuzant postul.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>nu stiam ca sunt atatea. amuzant postul.</p>
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		<title>By: dany</title>
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		<dc:creator>dany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mai erau cateva:
SCARABEU = cetatean ce locuieste la bloc, la scara a doua; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se cunosc Scaraceu si Scaradeu.
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
TZURTZUR = Sunetul soneriei, iarna
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mai erau cateva:<br />
SCARABEU = cetatean ce locuieste la bloc, la scara a doua; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se cunosc Scaraceu si Scaradeu.<br />
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac<br />
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie<br />
TZURTZUR = Sunetul soneriei, iarna<br />
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe</p>
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		<title>By: Augustin</title>
		<link>http://www.neuronu.ro/funny/dictionarul-moldovenesc/comment-page-1/#comment-13316</link>
		<dc:creator>Augustin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nu sunt amuzante defel.  Ca sa fie moldovenesti, ar trebui sa intre in discutie accentul. Aici nu exista. Sunt doar niste cuvinte explicate in functie de unele particule pe care le contin. Unele dintre ele sunt tampite: BIZAR=zar dublu. ?!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nu sunt amuzante defel.  Ca sa fie moldovenesti, ar trebui sa intre in discutie accentul. Aici nu exista. Sunt doar niste cuvinte explicate in functie de unele particule pe care le contin. Unele dintre ele sunt tampite: BIZAR=zar dublu. ?!</p>
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